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I'm a graduate of Columbia College with this Bachelor of Arts with a major in Studio Arts concentrating in Graphic Design, Drawing, and Painting, building my portfolio through freelance endeavors.

 

Other Things:

I am a Libra, with a Sagittarius Ascendant, and a Gemini Moon born in the year of the Fire Tiger. (This means I'm one of the most awesome people you'll ever know. (Friendly, brilliant, fun, and commanding but forgiving!) Am I exaggerating? We may never know because of the incredible bias in my favor!) Factor that in with the fact I have the reasonability of a guy packaged in a terribly attractive young woman's body! I am the winner!

I anticipate publishing at least three novels (Incomplete (yeah, that's the title) is probably going to have to be broken up into a series) and my dream would be to direct movies. Good ones.

I used to keep my website here for purely business reasons, in case some prospective employer stumbled upon it and subsequently firmly rejected my application due to my obtuse ramblings. However, that made the project intensely boring, and in the interest of keeping my website updated regularly, I'm seizing it for personal use, a kind of anti-expropriation act that will allow my to use this space for my own selfish desires, without any regard or reservations for the audience. (Think Only Revolutions, only not as blatantly rude/abusive.)

I currently work at Ellett Brothers making flyers/minicatalogs/cramming long lists of all manner of shooting and marine stuff onto large cheap paper. Being at a desk by myself all the time is a definite contrast to the literal running around and talking to all kinds of strangers for eight straight hours. No more power hours, but no more dancing in the aisle for four hours greeting people that don't want my help until they find out I'm one of few that knows what's going on. My four year art degree was spent well making signs out of Word and painting faces on OSB snowmen and odd sayings on Tyvek, which is a living nightmare for someone like me who obsesses over quality paper. Oh, and I mustn't forget the chalkboard. I was the only one who could professionally smear chalk.

I was the Department Supervisor over Kitchen, Bath, Appliances and the mysterious Dept. 85 (They finally did decide to give me my own department number), and then Paint and Plumbing (winning combination #6) but I didn't get a chance to design kitchens anymore, which I really liked doing. The funny thing is, I did more kitchen design work when I was goofing around part-time during college than when they promoted me to full-time Designer. And then, when I finally got a kitchen to design, they promoted me to Department Head. Oh, perils of being too awesome.

 

About Dacetys:

How do you pronounce it? Dәh'-seh-tıs. Duh se tis.

What does it mean? Like the Wind Moves the Clouds.

No, I just made that up. I liked the way it sounded. What better way to be unique than give yourself a name nobody's ever heard of.